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6 Reasons to buy a t-shirt with your favorite Nut On it:
Pseudo-Magic Help with Tests
Pseudo-Magic Help with Fitness
Pseudo-Magic Help with People
So many people have passed flight tests, DMV tests, balance tests, protests, etc. All the evidence is in. Wear the shirt and win.
Pseudo-Magic Help with People
Pseudo-Magic Help with Fitness
Pseudo-Magic Help with People
Are you having trouble with relationships or need to take a relationship to the next level? Marriage proposals become viral instead of ho-hum. Break-ups stay broken up. These t-shirts are the special sauce.
Pseudo-Magic Help with Fitness
Pseudo-Magic Help with Fitness
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Just keep buying larger sizes and your weight loss fantasies will keep coming true. Also, last week I PR'd on the bench press, by like a lot, in my Prune Brothers gym set.
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Since I have been wearing Sparky The Wonder Walnut gear, you wouldn't believe my teeth. Like my wife said about my breath...Unbelievable.
Pseudo-Magic Help with Sports
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Pseudo-Magic Help with Sports
Flips, tricks, ollies, mollies, double-dutch in da clutch, barrel rolls, hole-in-one, hole-in-eight, fish so big the word exaggeration is retired, pull-ups, put-ups, and the list goes on. Wanna feel like a winner, dress like a wiener.
Collect all Ten
Pseudo-Magic Help with Oral Hygiene
Pseudo-Magic Help with Sports
It is just math. 1 t-shirt has the power of one. 2 t-shirts have the power of three. And so on. Ten t-shirts, especially when worn at the same time or consecutively in the right order have the power of a really big number. Got that number in your head? Now times a jillion.
restimonials - Unverifiable
Abraham Lincoln
I was struggling with writing the Gettysburg Address. Then a kid selling these goofy t-shirts to earn money to go on the school trip to Disneyland came by. I thought it would be funny to give him a 5 dollar bill cuz my picture was on it, but as soon as I put on Leonard the Police Sheep, the words just rolled out of pen and blotter.
Ben Hogan
I never lost a tournament while I was wearing a classic Jonny the Tube Fish. I should have bought another one. I only lost on laundry day.
Mother Teresa
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of those shirts, but the cotton was always high quality so I would cut them in strips and pass them out as wash cloths. Those suckers lasted forever.
Ghengis Khan
I couldn't stop laughing at those stupid Prune Brothers. I would be thinking about destroying a city and then get the giggles. Those cute little twins saved a lot of lives.
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